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Post by Graciedonovan on Dec 14, 2005 20:28:35 GMT -5
Well, it's that time of year again, so I need to post the Fruit Cake recipe. Enjoy. --------------------------------------------------
1 C of water 1 T lemon juice 1 t baking soda 4 large eggs 1 C of sugar 1 C nuts 1 t salt 2 C of dried fruit 1 C of brown sugar 1 bottle Jack Daniel’s Whiskey Sample the Jack Daniel’s to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel’s again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Jack Daniel’s is still OK, try another cup ...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniel’s to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jack Daniel’s. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS .
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Post by Ann on Dec 15, 2005 8:30:35 GMT -5
I love that one thanks for reposting Patti.
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Post by slim on Dec 19, 2005 14:17:47 GMT -5
My kind of fruit cake Patti
Merry Christmas to you and yours. _slim
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Post by ncpops on Dec 19, 2005 19:19:10 GMT -5
Ever had rum cake?
Jimpops
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Post by Elaine on Dec 20, 2005 8:21:54 GMT -5
It's only 8.24 a.m. and I am ready for fruitcake! LOL!!! (just kidding, guys!)
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Post by Don on Dec 20, 2005 8:53:42 GMT -5
Ok Pops...I'll be down dere for dat dar rum cake. That big spotlight that'll be shining on us probably won't be from a lighthouse...and those gents in the leather jackets--probably not lighthouse keepers as well.
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