Post by judyb on Oct 3, 2004 17:28:21 GMT -5
Just One Puff...
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JUST ONE PUFF....
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ONLY.....
I've been waiting for you....
I knew there would be a time--a window of opportunity....
If I just waited long enough...
You've been missing so much---once you take that puff I own your ass,
and I
intend to own your ass, sucker, forever.
Oh, I'll make your problems go away--poof! Just like that--try me.
Don't put up with these cravings, I'll make everything better.
And if you believe that, I have a bridge for sale.
The Big Guys at tobacco are waiting for you--you ought be ashamed,
messing
up their statistics like you have lately....but just take a little
puff--it
won't hurt--and then a pack or two, maybe.
Remember, I'm precious. Don't waste me. If you have a puff, FINISH the
cigarette. If you have a cigarette, FINISH the pack. If you have a
pack,
FINISH the carton. See? I told you I had your ass! Treat me with
respect! I'm your friend! Hurry, don't think......
Do you know what you've been missing? We have neat toys--jackets,
caps,
coolers all with our logos--we advertise heavily at every sporting
event in
the world where children are likely to watch.
You can be a part of all that--one of our best customers again!! One
of our
supporters!!
Don't think about that it's a formidable puff--probably about a
$10,000 one
at least.
And you'll get back your 'fragrant clothes" and kissing you will be
like
kissing the bottom of an unwashed ashtray. Ohgod, just think of it!!
And
you'll need to keep smoking, every hour, every day, year after year to
avoid withdrawal again, and again, and again!!!!
But it just one puff--and even if you don't have a second or third one
right now, you know it's only a matter of time, sucker!!!
(Ohgod, I love it. Power. Control.)
Hurry. I promise you, all your problems will disappear!!! Don't wait!
Don't think! Just do
it, dammit!!!
Author:
Date:
Forum:
JUST ONE PUFF....
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ONLY.....
I've been waiting for you....
I knew there would be a time--a window of opportunity....
If I just waited long enough...
You've been missing so much---once you take that puff I own your ass,
and I
intend to own your ass, sucker, forever.
Oh, I'll make your problems go away--poof! Just like that--try me.
Don't put up with these cravings, I'll make everything better.
And if you believe that, I have a bridge for sale.
The Big Guys at tobacco are waiting for you--you ought be ashamed,
messing
up their statistics like you have lately....but just take a little
puff--it
won't hurt--and then a pack or two, maybe.
Remember, I'm precious. Don't waste me. If you have a puff, FINISH the
cigarette. If you have a cigarette, FINISH the pack. If you have a
pack,
FINISH the carton. See? I told you I had your ass! Treat me with
respect! I'm your friend! Hurry, don't think......
Do you know what you've been missing? We have neat toys--jackets,
caps,
coolers all with our logos--we advertise heavily at every sporting
event in
the world where children are likely to watch.
You can be a part of all that--one of our best customers again!! One
of our
supporters!!
Don't think about that it's a formidable puff--probably about a
$10,000 one
at least.
And you'll get back your 'fragrant clothes" and kissing you will be
like
kissing the bottom of an unwashed ashtray. Ohgod, just think of it!!
And
you'll need to keep smoking, every hour, every day, year after year to
avoid withdrawal again, and again, and again!!!!
But it just one puff--and even if you don't have a second or third one
right now, you know it's only a matter of time, sucker!!!
(Ohgod, I love it. Power. Control.)
Hurry. I promise you, all your problems will disappear!!! Don't wait!
Don't think! Just do
it, dammit!!!