Post by Flo on Aug 9, 2006 10:08:01 GMT -5
In the hopes that there are others out there who are similarly affected by the full moon in Aquarius today, here are some questions to ponder:
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What did the right eye say to the left eye? Just between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.
Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What did the right eye say to the left eye? Just between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin’ Catholic.
Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don’t work.
