Post by Ann on Jun 21, 2004 13:10:30 GMT -5
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why does cigarette smoke always drift in the direction of the nonsmoker regardless of the direction of the breeze?
Why is the amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette directly proportional to the number of nonsmokers in the vicinity?
Why are they called ash TRAYS when they're shaped like bowls?
Why are there ash trays on airplanes if you can't smoke?
Why do you never see signs that read "Feel free to smoke"?
If smoking is so bad for you, how come every pack has a silver lining?
Chain smoking must be very difficult. Have you ever tried to light a chain?
Why do so many people who give up smoking cigarettes keep on smoking other people's cigarettes?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
Would you consider smoking to be one of the leading causes of statistics?
If you're horrified by what you read about the effects of smoking, should you give up reading?
Why does 'stop smoking gum' taste worse than the cigarette itself? Wouldn't someone wanting to quit be fore inclined to do so if the gum tasted better?
Why is it that smokers are so persecuted, yet killers and dope pushers are allowed to roam the streets freely?
Why do people who smoke while driving a car alone, find it necessary to open the car window a little? Does the smoke bother them?
How come when non-smokers sit in the smoking section they are never asked to leave?
Has anyone else noticed that in non-smoking buildings, smokers have to go the the bathroom a lot?
Do tobacco companies have no-smoking areas?
Why do many smokers ask 'Do you mind if I smoke?' AFTER they've alreadylit the stupid thing?
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Why does cigarette smoke always drift in the direction of the nonsmoker regardless of the direction of the breeze?
Why is the amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette directly proportional to the number of nonsmokers in the vicinity?
Why are they called ash TRAYS when they're shaped like bowls?
Why are there ash trays on airplanes if you can't smoke?
Why do you never see signs that read "Feel free to smoke"?
If smoking is so bad for you, how come every pack has a silver lining?
Chain smoking must be very difficult. Have you ever tried to light a chain?
Why do so many people who give up smoking cigarettes keep on smoking other people's cigarettes?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
Would you consider smoking to be one of the leading causes of statistics?
If you're horrified by what you read about the effects of smoking, should you give up reading?
Why does 'stop smoking gum' taste worse than the cigarette itself? Wouldn't someone wanting to quit be fore inclined to do so if the gum tasted better?
Why is it that smokers are so persecuted, yet killers and dope pushers are allowed to roam the streets freely?
Why do people who smoke while driving a car alone, find it necessary to open the car window a little? Does the smoke bother them?
How come when non-smokers sit in the smoking section they are never asked to leave?
Has anyone else noticed that in non-smoking buildings, smokers have to go the the bathroom a lot?
Do tobacco companies have no-smoking areas?
Why do many smokers ask 'Do you mind if I smoke?' AFTER they've alreadylit the stupid thing?
Just4U Archives