Post by Ann on Jun 23, 2004 13:22:24 GMT -5
TOP 10 LEAST POPULAR WAYS TO QUIT SMOKING
10. Have your hands surgically removed! OUCH!
9. Have someone follow you around with a fire extinguisher to put out every cigarette you try to light.
8. Move in with your nonsmoking mother-in-law.
7. Try quitting at the annual Marlboro man-Lung barbeque burnoff!
6. Leave pack out of reach of yur iron lung.
5. The "Steve Irwin (Croc Hunter) Method". Glue a pack to the head of a 15 food crocodile and resolve that your next smoke will come from THAT pack.
4. Stitch lips closed. Eat through tube in arm.
3. Exchange your cigarettes for the siliva-ridden plastic bone of Ricky, your dog.
2. Death.
and the #1 least popular way to quit smoking...
1. Go to Martha Stewart's house and lean over her rug with a lit cigarette dangling out of your mouth. (By the time they take you out of ICU you will have gotten over the worst of the withdrawals.)
www.quitsmoking.com
10. Have your hands surgically removed! OUCH!
9. Have someone follow you around with a fire extinguisher to put out every cigarette you try to light.
8. Move in with your nonsmoking mother-in-law.
7. Try quitting at the annual Marlboro man-Lung barbeque burnoff!
6. Leave pack out of reach of yur iron lung.
5. The "Steve Irwin (Croc Hunter) Method". Glue a pack to the head of a 15 food crocodile and resolve that your next smoke will come from THAT pack.
4. Stitch lips closed. Eat through tube in arm.
3. Exchange your cigarettes for the siliva-ridden plastic bone of Ricky, your dog.
2. Death.
and the #1 least popular way to quit smoking...
1. Go to Martha Stewart's house and lean over her rug with a lit cigarette dangling out of your mouth. (By the time they take you out of ICU you will have gotten over the worst of the withdrawals.)
www.quitsmoking.com
