Post by Flo on Jul 20, 2007 18:30:58 GMT -5
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls and day breaks?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an
address, you turn down the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Do pilots take crash courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4's"?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID that
he just whipped out a quarter?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Philip's screwdriver?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they
tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to
be sure?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls and day breaks?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an
address, you turn down the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and
dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Do pilots take crash courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as "4's"?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Do you think when they asked George Washington for ID that
he just whipped out a quarter?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia,
would you get a Philip's screwdriver?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they
tell you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to
be sure?