Post by Flo on Aug 22, 2007 15:28:22 GMT -5
Stupid Quote
"Hi I'm Dean White, thingy, of the college."
- Richard (thingy) White, Duke University academic Dean
introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
;D
Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest
in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for
various words. And this year's winners are...
01. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
02. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.
03. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
04. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
05. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
06. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
07. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
08. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
09. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer
shorts.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddish expressions.
14. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed
by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
15. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
"Hi I'm Dean White, thingy, of the college."
- Richard (thingy) White, Duke University academic Dean
introducing himself at a faculty dinner.
;D
Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest
in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for
various words. And this year's winners are...
01. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
02. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.
03. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat
stomach.
04. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
05. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
06. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
07. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
08. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
09. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer
shorts.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation
with Yiddish expressions.
14. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed
by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
15. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.