Post by Don on Sept 22, 2004 14:23:33 GMT -5
[What does this have to do with smoking? absolutely nothing!]
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
Talking Dog For Sale.
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in.
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back around front and asks the owner what
he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars." The guy says.
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff ."
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
Talking Dog For Sale.
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in.
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of
medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back around front and asks the owner what
he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars." The guy says.
"This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff ."
